{"id":312,"date":"2016-11-13T18:25:06","date_gmt":"2016-11-14T01:25:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/?p=312"},"modified":"2016-11-14T15:50:09","modified_gmt":"2016-11-14T22:50:09","slug":"policies-for-trumps-second-100-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/?p=312","title":{"rendered":"Policies for Trump&#8217;s Second 100 Days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/PutinDollarBill.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-313 size-full alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/PutinDollarBill.png\" alt=\"putindollarbill\" width=\"347\" height=\"145\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/PutinDollarBill.png 347w, https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/PutinDollarBill-300x125.png 300w, https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/PutinDollarBill-150x63.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" \/><\/a>You\u2019ve heard a lot about Trump\u2019s policies for the first 100 days of his presidency. There were a few ideas that didn\u2019t make the list. Here are the ones that got bumped to the second 100 days.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Vlad will replace George on the dollar bill. October 7<sup>th<\/sup>, Putin\u2019s birthday, will become Fearless Leader Day.<\/li>\n<li>A second wall will be built on the California border. In this case, California has actually offered to pay for it.<\/li>\n<li>It will be legal to shoot someone on Fifth Avenue. It will be illegal for people\u00a0to change their opinion of you just because you shot them.<\/li>\n<li>Presidents&#8217; Day will be moved from February to June 14<sup>th<\/sup> (Trump\u2019s birthday). All citizens will be required to wear red baseball caps and celebrate bigly.<\/li>\n<li>Women will be required to wear their number. If you\u2019re a 10, great. If not, well, not so great. You&#8217;ll probably be deported.<\/li>\n<li>The reality show \u201cGuess the Nuclear Codes\u201d will start filming. Contestants will be selected from the KKK membership list. Winners who guess correctly will pick the country to be obliterated. (Hopefully the contestants will be informed that other countries exist besides U-S-A, U-S-A, and U-S-A.)<\/li>\n<li>A new cabinet will be selected every six weeks. The live firing of the previous cabinet will be televised. May or may not include a firing squad. Depends on what Ivanka thinks.<\/li>\n<li>All Army generals will take training from Trump on how to win a war. There will be a test. Those who fail will participate in the next round of ex-cabinet member elimination mentioned above.<\/li>\n<li>Cat videos will be banned on Facebook. Apparently, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VSRgnE83Z44\">cats don\u2019t like Trump <\/a>and Trump doesn\u2019t like cats.<\/li>\n<li>All future elections will be cancelled. Who needs &#8217;em?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You\u2019ve heard a lot about Trump\u2019s policies for the first 100 days of his presidency. There were a few ideas that didn\u2019t make the list. Here are the ones that got bumped to the second 100 days. Vlad will replace George on the dollar bill. October 7th, Putin\u2019s birthday, will become Fearless Leader Day. 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