{"id":375,"date":"2017-09-19T17:05:56","date_gmt":"2017-09-20T00:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/?p=375"},"modified":"2017-09-19T17:10:36","modified_gmt":"2017-09-20T00:10:36","slug":"welcome-to-the-olympics-of-incompetence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/?p=375","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to the Olympics of Incompetence"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_376\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/sesameStreetVampire.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-376\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-376\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/sesameStreetVampire-300x291.jpg\" alt=\"The word of the day is &quot;incompetent.&quot;\" width=\"300\" height=\"291\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/sesameStreetVampire-300x291.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/sesameStreetVampire-309x300.jpg 309w, https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/sesameStreetVampire.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-376\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Incompetent. . . can you say that?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Is it me?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m at the bank. My dad is with me. I want to be added as a legal signature to my dad&#8217;s trust account. We have a copy of the trust. We have the first and the second amendments of the trust. (Hey, people die.)<\/p>\n<p>We both have two forms of ID. We have\u00a0a notarized power of attorney\u00a0for\u00a0me over the trust. We have a reappraisal of the house, and my mom&#8217;s death certificate.<\/p>\n<p>Four hours later, they can&#8217;t actually confirm that I have been added as a valid signature to the trust checking account. For heaven&#8217;s sake, I just want to be able to pay the heating bill if my dad can&#8217;t write a check.<\/p>\n<p>Four days later, they are still checking the validity of the power of attorney. Seriously?<\/p>\n<p>There\u00a0isn&#8217;t one\u00a0legal document they have asked for that\u00a0we didn&#8217;t provide. We are related. We are citizens. We both have had accounts at that bank for 30 years. I can&#8217;t imagine how difficult this would be if one of us was from another country, if we were unrelated, or if we were, God forbid, unprepared.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_380\" style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/donutSeeds.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-380\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-380\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/donutSeeds-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Pulling a fast one\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-380\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Plant me!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Exactly<\/p>\n<p>what do<\/p>\n<p>they think<\/p>\n<p>we are trying<\/p>\n<p>to pull?<\/p>\n<p>Incompetence has an attitude. It says: &#8220;Don&#8217;t ask questions. Don&#8217;t expect results. It&#8217;s not my fault. I just work here, sort of.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_378\" style=\"width: 278px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/incompetence.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-378\" class=\"size-full wp-image-378\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.luanneoleas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/incompetence.jpg\" alt=\"No one is fooled\" width=\"268\" height=\"188\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-378\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Are you questioning my authority?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Guess what? No one is believing your act. If you divide the world into learners and non-learners, I am running into all the non-learners. Some have college degrees. Some were raised by wolves. Some are too poor to pay attention. Some are too entitled to care.<\/p>\n<p>Just do your damn job. Better yet, go get a job you can do. Ar-r-r-gh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it me? I&#8217;m at the bank. My dad is with me. I want to be added as a legal signature to my dad&#8217;s trust account. We have a copy of the trust. We have the first and the second amendments of the trust. (Hey, people die.) We both have two forms of ID. 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